I KNOW THAT I DELAYED LIKE 10 YEARS TO DO THIS BUT I MUST BECAUSE I TOLD MYNN THAT I WOULD AND I KEEP PROMISES. YEAH.
1. Name: Taco
2. Nickname(s): Joe, Booboo.... I call myself Beck in video games. Can you possibly guess what my name could be???? >w>
3. Birthday: August 8th, Phuckyounoyearforyoustalkerdearlord
4. That makes you: A GODDESS
5. Where were you born: In a tropical place. Legit.
6. Location right now: Canadia
7. Shoe size: 8 or something. Is Canadian show sizes different? Cause my feet aren't that big. O__O
8. How many piercings?: Just two on mah ears. I plan on getting more.
9. Tattoos?: Not yet. HEY CRAY CRAY. THOSE TRIBAL DESIGNS YOU HAVE? Mmmmhhmm. Gurl.
10. When you wake up you're: Cursing the world for making me get up at such an ungodly hour.
11. When your about to sleep you're: thinking about how many hours of sleep I'm going to get.
12. Zodiac sign: Leo or something? I don't particularly care for these thangs.
13. Chinese sign: A bison I think?
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: High School
U CREEP Y DO U WANT 2 NO WUT SCHL I GO 2Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: Caucasian
18. Hair colour: Strawberry blonde. MMMHHHHM. I'm a redhead in the right lighting. OH HOT DAMN. YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME.
20. Weight: OMFG WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT. RUDE.
But I honestly don't know I haven't weighed myself in years. Liek, 130 somthin? In pounds. 21. Height: About 5'9" 5'10"
22. Braces?: I got them off about two years ago. YAY RETAINERS ARE GROSS
23. Glasses?: No. But my eye doctor is getting me all worried here. D:
Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: AAAAAWE YEAH
25. If so, who?: MYNN BABEH
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR MYNN
27. Who has a crush on you?: Mynn.
Better.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: OH HELZ NAW
29. Who was your first kiss:
30. Who was your last kiss:
31. Are you a virgin?: I can ride unicorns. (I HAD TO KEEP THIS ANSWER THIS IS TOO GOOD CRAYON AMG)
32. Ever had a threesome before?: Nooooooo
33. *i deleted this question. it was creepy*: GASP
34. Have you ever been in love?: I LOVE YOU MYNN
35. Broken any hearts?: HAHAHAHA no.
36. Got your heart broken?: I've never had the chance to get it broken.
37. Ever liked a friend?: Nope.
38. What happened?: WTF. NO
Section Four: Past Relationships
39. How many relationships have you been in?: SINGULAR
40. How many were serious enough to count: SINGULAR
41. Who were those serious ones: TACOxMYNN
42. *another creepy question*: GASP I WANNA SEE THESE THOUGH
43. What made them different: THERE WAS ONLY PHUCKING ONE
44. What happened: THERE WAS RAINBOWS AND THEN THERE WAS DRAGONS AND THEN THE UNICORNS SHOWED UP AND THEN WE ALL HAD A PARTY AND THEN I PASSED OUT
45. Best boy/girlfriend: MYNN
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Just shut up. These questions suck. Why did I start doing this? AMG. I'M ALONE OKAY. STOP RUBBING IT IN.
47. Ever been kissed:
48. Who do you want back: I'VE NEVAR LOST ANYBODY.
49. Who do you regret: I REGRET JELLY BEAN
50. Why?: Because. I said so.
Section Five: Favourites
51. Song: Holding Out For A Hero by Frou Frou. HNNGGGGG
52. Movie: MULAN
53. Food: Calamari. I'm super classy.
54. Drink: Pamplemousse
55. Store: Uh, uhhuakjbn,hljbmah I dunno, I don't shop. Indigo. Let's go with that.
56. Television show: HETALIA AHJFJAGJGKAJKLJAJBNFAHRJZ
AHJNBNHBJNJKABNAHJNFJHNJHBSNSBHAINJJANAGBJSHNAJ57. Holiday: Christmas. JINGLE BELLZ JINGLE BELLZ
58. Book: Silverwing oh god those books are so good //gasm
59. Ice cream: Peanutbutter... Or coffee
60. Sweets: CHOCOLATE
61. Crisps: Wat. I aint British.
62. Type of music: .... Is vocaloid a type? I dunno. I've been into that stuff of late.
63. Artist: Steve Hanks. That man. Knows. How. To paint. Good lord. One of his pictures is on the wall in my dance studio and I always miss what my teacher says because I'm staring at it.
64. Word: Meconium.
65. Time of day: Midnight.
66. Dressing: wat
67. Alcoholic drink: Hmm... I do like coffee tequila.... //boozer
68. Colour(s): THE RAINBOW. I LOVE EVERYTHING
69. Piece of clothing: My pink fluffy socks.
70. Character: Canadia
71. Smell: Rain and books. Also Mynn. She smells good.
72. Shampoo: I don't freaking know.
73. Soap: I HAVE THIS GOATS MILK SOAP IT SMELLS HEAVENLY.
74. Smiley: :3 Apparently. Or Q__Q ... But that's not really smiley. >.>
75. Board game: JUMANJI. YEAH. I WENT THARE.
76. Sport: DANCE ISN'T REALLY A SPORT BUT I WILL SAY THAT BECAUSE I DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE
77. Number: 8. 8 be my lucky number dawg.
78. Quote: "I will take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" - God
79. Animal: Munchkin cats. Um... like. Every animal that isn't terrifying. RED PANDAS. There you go. That one.
80. Actor: Ryan Reynolds. HE'S HAWT.
82. Vegetable: Liek... Cucumber.
83. Fruit: TANGERINE BABEH
84. Place to be: In the tree mansion that Mynn and I have. Playin video games and reading yaoi and riding horses and drinking juice. ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
85. Thing in your room: My dear tablet baby oh you sweet thing
86. Gum: A ton in my closet that I will never chew
87. Shape: bums
88. Country: OMG CANADA. OR RUSSIA. BOTH. OH GOD. AMERICA. ITALY. GERMANY. I CAN'T EVEN EVER AT ALL WHY-
89. Mall: No
90. Car: A cat bus.
91. Boy's name: I dunno. Robin. Yeah. Or Timothy. DAW SUCH CUTE NAMES
92. Girl's name: Jordan
93. Family member: My sister most of the time.
94. Restaurant: TIM HORTANS.
95. Movie place: Plaaaace? On my computer.
96. Person to go to the movies with: my banana
97. Noise: The shower running. Or the silence in the morning.
98. Brand of shoe: I like, don't have shoes. They are walmart shoes. Is that a brand? I know the brands of my dance shoes. Here, have the brand of my pointe shoes... Bloch.
99. Brand of clothing: Whatevers fluffy and bright.
100. Body part of a chicken: THIGHS. OH BABY.
101. Swear word: Fuckery. HURR HURR. I dunno, it's just a cool way to say it and stuff.
102. Month: July or August. SUMMER.
103. Possession: My laptop.
My baby. I abuse her too much. >.>
104. Team: Oh phuck no.
105. Season: Late Spring. When the lilacs are blooming. <3
106. Radio station: R U STALKING ME
107. Magazine: I was going to subscribe to Nintendo Power, but I was to late. Q__Q
108. Favourite grade: This grade. I've got pretty cool subjects going on right now and I'm getting good grades so I'm pretty happy with it... :3
109. Least favourite grade: I dunno. >.>
110. Teacher: My science teacher this year, she's pretty bad ass.
111. Least favourite teacher: My social teacher this year. GODDAMMIT. HE'S JUST REALLY STUPID. He keeps on bringing religion into every topic and it's really annoying and bias.
112. Subject: Science. It used to be English until my teacher ruined it for me.
113. Subject to talk about: Aaaaall the geeky things I'm into. Which is everything.
Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mum?: Mother Taco
115. Who's your dad?: Father Taco
116. Any step-parents?: NOPENOPEDUCKY
117. Any brothers?: No. THANK THE LORD, I WOULD MURDER HIM.
118. Any Sisters?: Big sister.
120. Coolest: My dad
121. Loudest: My mom
122. Best relative: Whyyyyy do you even wanna hear about this?
123. Worse relative: Like, this kid person thing.
124. Do you get along with your parents? Yes. And no.
125. With your siblings? Hell yeah. She's my best buddy.
126. Does anyone understand you? I don't know. >.>
127. Do you have any pets?: I have two dogs and a cat. I used to have three cats, but my sweet baby kitty died a few months ago.
128. If so, what kind and name?: Jesse, Melman, and Zeke. The deceased were Mika and Momma Kitty.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: I just want another cuddly cat. Damn Melman is cranky.
Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school? Yes.
132. Did you drop out?: No.
133. Your current GPA: LOL I don't know.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Bring
135. ABC's?: A. B. C...... F. E??? H!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT. Q__Q
136. Favorite class: Science
137. Play any sports at school?: LOLNO
138. Are you popular?: No
139. Favourite memory: Taco
140. Most humiliating moment: Taco
141. Most funniest moment: Taoc
142. Most scared moment: Atco
Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear TACO
145. Chicken: Taco
146. Dog: Taco
147. Christina Aguilera: Taco
I honestly don't even know who that is right now.148. Ricky Martin: Is that a singer?
149. 50 cent: What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback. I dunno. HAHAH I learned that somewhere I dunno
150. Poop: My icon. I be changing that soon.
151. Beach: Sunburns. Sunburns everywhere.
152. Desert: Like... Camels.
153. Water: WATERFALLS AND RAINBOWS.
154. Osama: Binladin.
155. Love: Oh Mynn.
156. Your little brother: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN.
157. Butt: I LIKE THAT
158. Clowns: Ronald Mcdonald. I found some really weird art of him and it was awesome.
159. Wonder: Bread
16o. Brown: Gerbles.
161. Banana: Waffles.
162. Sex: HONHONHONHON.
163. Parents: Uuuuugh
164. Homosexuals:
165. God: Please don't preach to me...
Section Nine: Do you believe in
166. God: In a way...
167. Heaven: In a way...
168. Devil: No
169. Hell: No
170: Boogy man: No
171. Closet Monsters: No
172. Fortune tellings: No
173. Magic: In a way...
174. Love at first sight: I'm not sure. I think you could fall in love with someones presence at first sight, which would be interpreted as love at first sight. Maybe it's easier to love someone you don't know, than someone you do. "Do you fall in love because you know someone, or do you come to know someone because you fall in love?"
175. Ghosts: Yes
176. Voo-doo dolls: No
177. Reincarnation: Yes
178. Yourself: Sometimes. Like 50/50
Section Ten: Do you
179. Smoke: I've taken a puff and died. So no.
180. Do drugs: Nope.
181. Drink alcohol: I really like drinking wine with my dad and I've liked every kind of drink anyone's offered me... But I don't do it much.
182. Cuss: Fuck yeah.
183. Sing in the shower: Hell yeah.
184. Like school: Not really.
185. Want to get married: Yeah, I think it would be nice.
186. Type with all of your fingers: I've never typed anything with my left pinky.
187. Think you're attractive: Depends on the day.
188. Drink and drive: I don't drive yet, but I never would.
189. Snore: So I'm told.
190. Sleep walk: I do, but rarely. I usually just interrogate my parents and then go back to bed.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: I do, but I don't go out of my way to watch them.
Section Eleven: Have you ever
192. Flashed someone: Probably I have on accident. >.>
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: Nope.
I CANNOT GET DRUNK. IT DOESN'T WORK. 194. Told that person how you felt: I TELL MYNN I LOVE HER EVERY DAY.
195. Been arrested: No. I only say I'm bad ass. Q__Q
196. Gone to jail or juve: Nope
197. Skateboarded: I've... stood on one? And moved three inches when my cousin pushed me? And then fell off? Does that count?
198. Skinny dipped: No. Q__Q
199. Rock climbed: Indoor ones. I SUCK SO BAD. NO ARM STRENGTH. AT ALL.
200. Killed someone: No.
201. Watched porn: No. But I'm just going to put this out there, I'm betting most of the women who said no have at least looked at it before... >.>
202. Gone on a road trip: Eh... kinda
203. Went out of the country: Tons of times. Well, kinda.
204. Talked back to an adult: HAHAHAHAHA yeah. I don't keep my mouth shut too well.
205. Broken a law: I'm sure we all have
206. Got pulled over: Noooooooooooo
208: Cried to get out of trouble: No. I can't summon tears. Q__Q
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: My friends aren't that type really....
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No. I'd be kissing some really old people then.
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No. That would be wierd.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Oh probably
213. Moon someone: Of course. Who hasn't mooned their parents and siblings when they when they were younger? Pfffft
214. Shop-lifted: Nope!
215. Worked at McDonald's: Oh helz naw
216. Eaten a dog: NO. TT__TT Why would I do that? I've cuddled one before. I have never cuddled a chicken or a cow. Mind you, I would like too.
217. Give money to a homeless person: No
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Who the crap does that?
219. Kissed someone of the same sex:
220. Had a one night stand:
221. Smoked: I wanted to see how it was. Ew.
222. Done drugs: I like My Little Pony
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No.
224. Slap someone for being stupid: No. But I've tryed to yank somebodies beard out before. :3
225. Had cyber sex: No. xD
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: What I would give to be able to aim my pee.
227. Caught someone doing something: Like what? I don't think so.
228. Played a game that removes clothing: No
229. Cried during a movie: Way to many times
230. Cried over someone: No
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: No
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: WTF ARE WITH THESE QUESTIONS. ASK SOMETHING INTERESTING. I FEEL LIKE THESE ARE FACEBOOK QUESTION MEMES.
233. Ran away from home: No, I'd die. Of cold.
234. Cheated on a test: :3
Section Twelve: Would you
235. Bungee jump: Fuck no.
236. Sky dive: Fuck no.
237. Swim with dolphins: I HAVE BICHES. Be jello.
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf:
But no I wouldn't do that even if I had the chance.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: BEWBS. THEY ARE PROBLEMATIC. I CAN'T TRICK ANYONE.
240. Lie to the police: I haven't needed too.
241. Run from the police: I couldn't outrun them.
242. Lie to your parents: Duh.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Never intentionally.
244. Be an exotic dancer: I would like to try it. >w>
245. *mentally scarring question here*: NO I WANNA ANSWER IT
Section Thirteen: Are you
246. Shy: I don't even know. I might as well be bipolar, I'm so different on different days and different people. So sometimes I guess.
247. Loud: ALL. THE TIME. Even when I'm shy I'm loud. I dunno how.
248. Nice: So people say. But you'll know when I hate you...
249: Outgoing: Eh... kinda.
250: Quiet: Only when I dislike you.
251. Mean: Rarely. But I get pretty aggressive.
252. Emotional: I've cried over Hetalia before. Yes. I think so. I cry when I'm mean to people too.
253. Sensitive: Lets not forget the time I started sobbing because my aunt told me my marks on my graph were too large.
254. Gay: If given a good chance I think I could be.
255. Strong: Not physically, or in character.
256. Weak: Physically and in character.
257. Caring: Yeah I think so.
258. Dangerous: BABY I'M DANGEROUS. DANGEROUS. WHOAOOOOOOOA.
259. Crazy: Depends on the people I'm with.
260. Spontaneous: HAHAHANO.
261. Funny: Q__Q I hope so.
262. Sweet: Old people seem to think I am.
263. Sharing: No. Mine. DO NOT. TOUCH MY FOOD.
264. Responsible: BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
265. Trustworthy: Yup.
266. Open-minded: I think so.
267. Creative: Nope
268. Cute: Depends on the day. And weither I'm sweaty or not. ew.
269. Slick: AWE YEAH BABEH.
270. Smart: Yup. I'm super confident and conceited right now, I'm so happy with my grades.
271. Dumb: In practical life, I am absolutely retarded.
272. Evil: Hmmm... Not really.
273. Ghetto: >.>
274. Classy: AH YES. THIS RED WINE IS QUIET TASTEFUL INDEED GOOD SIR. I APPLAUD YOUR CHOICE ON THE MATTER. I IMPLORE YOU, WHO ARE THE MANUFACTURERS OF THIS RATHER FINE BEVERAGE?
275. Photogenic: I will go ahead and say that I am rather pretty in a mirror, but when the camera comes out, I look like bald and confused bison. Truth.
276. Dependable: Not really.
277. Greedy: Probably.
278. Ugly: In the mornings.
279. Messy: My bedroom is an obstacle course.
280. Neat: My desk looks like the aftermath of a tsunami.
281. Perverted: TEEEHEEEHEEE.
282. Silly: Sure.
283. A B****: It just happens sometimes.
284. A Good Listener: I think so.
285. A Fighter: Depends.
286. A Party Animal:
I think I would be.
287. A Game Freak: YUS
288. A Computer Freak: I can't work the dang thing... but I spend. So. Much. Time on this thing.
Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: Paleontology.
290. Dream house: A tree mansion that I would live in with Mynn and a ton of cats.
291. Husband/Wife: Mynn
292. Kids: HUGO AND PIPIT.
293. Name: I will legally change my name to Taco Lettuce Leafs
294. Pets: A house pig. And a munchkin cat.
295. Car: A cat bus
296. Age you would want to get married: Like, 27 or something sounds good. But really, I don't care.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid/BESTBEAR: Bear <3
298. Honeymoon: LETS TAKE A HONEY MOON. TO. UM. DISNEY WORLD.
Section Fifteen: Your friends
I'm not even doing that one. None of them are on dA and it's 1:30 I am NOT DOING THAT.
Section Sixteen: The last (THE LAST SECTION OF QUESTIONS???@?!?! PLEASE. LET IT BE)
325. Thing you ate: Fish. (
) But yeah fish and brocoli.
326. Thing you drank: Orange juice
327. Thing you wore: I'm in my pjs
328. Thing you did: Read a fanfiction
329. Place you went: to the kitchen
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: My ears. I'm boring.
331. Person you saw: My mum
332. Person you hugged: My mum
333. Person you kissed:
334. *creepy question alert*:
335. Person you talked to online: A guy in my class
336. Person you talked to on the phone: My.... dad I think?
337. Song you heard: Some kind of dubstep song that was on tumblr.
338. Show you saw: two and a half men. -_- don't judge me. I didn't choose it.
339. Time you fought with your parents: Seriously, not for a few months, little squabbles, a few hours ago.
340. Time you fought with a friend: I feel like I'm fighting, but it isn't really... I dunno.
341. Words you said: "OHMYPHUCKINGGOD 3 HOURS LEFT TILL THE NEXT EPISODE. OHMAHGAWDOHMAHGAWDKALLKADAKGJLJANGH"
seriously
Section Seventeen: Now
343. What are you eating: Tacos
344. What are you drinking: Taco Purre
345. What are you thinking: Taco's are cool and oh my freaking tacos when is this meme done I'm going to shoot myself in the face with a taco projectile.
346. What are you wearing: Tacos
347. What are you doing: Tacoing.
349. Hair: Strawberry blonde, parted in the middle, in a messy bob at the base of my neck, and angry.
350. Mood: Tired and exited and miffed and generally paranoid that someones going to find me because they know I live in Canada. logic.
351. Listening to: A livestream of people playing minecraft while I wait for them to stream the new episode (OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG)
352. Talking to anyone: You all. Indirectly.
353. Watching anything: Mynn sleep.
Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian: No.
355. Are you a carnivore: No.
356. Are you heterosexual: I'M LESBIAN FOR MYNN
357. Do you like penguins: kadur.
358. Do you write poetry: HAIKU'S. HAIKU'S EVERYWHERE.
359. Do you see stupid people: Every. Fucking. Day.
360. You + Me: I took this from Mynn's page so, YUS. YUSYUSYUS.
361. Do you like the Osbournes: wat
362. Can you see flying pigs: I'm not England okay?
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Like, 10. x3
364. Are you from Afghanistan: That's very specific. No, I am not.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: I know the name, I can't match a face.
366. Are you a zombie: I'VE PROBABLY TURNED INTO ONE THIS MEME IS SO DAMN LONG DEAR LORD HAVE MERCY I'M EVAPORATING HERE.
367. Am i annoying you: YES.
368. Do you bite your nails: No, my nails are really long.
369. Can you cross your eyes: YES
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Oh please, aint nobody got time for that.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: No...
Section Nineteen: This or That
372. Winter or Summer: Summer. No school, and warm feet. How is this not a good thing.
373. Spring or Autumn: Spring because it's pretty and you also have summer to look forward to.
374. Shakira or Britney: Shakira if I must choose.
375. MTV or VH1: wut
376. Black or White: BLACK COFFEE
377. Yellow or Pink: Both. :3
378. Football or Basketball: Kill me now. But I'll go with football because their pants are tight.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Phone.
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Hot
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Piercings
383. Inside or Outside: Inside. I don't get off my computer.
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alchohol
385. Coke or Pepsi: Coca-Colaaaa
386. Tape or Glue: TAPE. ALL THE WAY. ACROSS THE SKY. DOUBLE RAINBOW. OMG. DOUBLE RAINBOW.
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: I don't even know what in-n-out is. McDonalds I guess. WHY IS THERE NO TIM HORTANS OPTION. AMERICANS GAWD.
Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: Whatever I guess.
389. About boy bands: I'm probably okay with the music and I like looking at their generally pretty faces but whatever. I'm to tired to form an opinion.
390. About suicide: Need I? Ugh. Well, I think that a lot of the time it's reckless, but if you need to get out, you need to get out, and no one should be able to tell you you can't or that its wrong.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Can you fucking not?
392. About teen pregnancy: Just... I think that teens should be a little bit more careful with their lives.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: I think I'll be living on my own with a good job. I have high hopes for myself.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Hannah
395. About gay men: Ohohohohohhhh.
But in all seriousness, whatever man. I've never met a gay guy I haven't liked so their doing good.
Section Twenty-One:
396. Do you have a website: Noooooo
397. Current weather right now: Snowy and cold
398. Current time: 1:53 AM
399. Any shout outs: Mynn bby you're bootiful.
400. Last thoughts: How. Did I freaking get through this.